Welcome to the -whatever the number is now- edition of the Under 30 Personal Finance Carnival-Plane of Excitement Edition!

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Your feature presentation/my favorite article this week is brought to you by Aridni (don’t worry. I don’t know how you say that name either). Katie is starring in her first major role as the damsel in distress. She tells her story on How to Buy Your First House.

Ask Uncle Bill has issued a warning. Thinking Outside The Box might save your corporate life. So please read this article to find out how to keep your job!

There is slight chance of turbulence involving this week’s carnival. Please enjoy an article by Erek Ostrowski, Getting Out of Debt (Part 3.5: More on Expenses), while we try to fix this problem.

Worldwide Success Inc. is supplying the meals for this week’s carnival. David is serving a heaping pile of 10 Simple Ideas to Save Thousands of Dollars per Year with a side of rice pilaf.

Holy crap! We have a celebrity on board people! Foro Juan from Millionster.com is sitting behind the crying baby and the drunk business man. Foro is the guy that keeps on screaming “I Want to Be a Millionaire.” I think his dating one of the Olsen twins now! I may be wrong though…

I don’t want to alarm anyone on board, but Silicon Valley Blogger, from The Digerati Life, said There’s Gold In Mysterious Storage Bins onboard this freakin’ carnival plane! Jeremie, your captain, found a million dollars and jumped out of the plane with all the parachutes.

Sagar Satapathy runs to the front of the plane and yells “Does anyone know how to fly a plane? Anyone? Anybody? Bueller? Okay! Never mind then. Here’s a second question then. Is Haste Good In Student Loan Repayment?

“Wait a minute!” yells a Big Cajun Man as he rises from his seat. “Does anyone hear that drip, DRIP: How’s that again?”

“That sounds like a bomb!” Screams a woman sitting in the back of the carnival plane. “Ask the Advisor if he thinks it’s a bomb”a man replies. Jimmy Atkinson, the advisor, says “I don’t know, but I do have one statement for everyone on this plane. How to: Make Money with Balance Transfer Arbitrage.“ “He’s not a bomb expert, his a financial guru” screams the woman. We’re dead. We’re dead!”

“Man, this is just number twelve out of 11 Things You Do Not Learn In School“, says Grad Money Matters.

“I think I have a plan” shouts Mr. Credit Card. “What if we could Reduce Your Student Loan Using a Credit Card?” This has nothing to do with the actual story.

Elizabeth tells the passengers that they should just be Putting Off Now for Later and let the airline co-pilot take over. “Great idea” says a neighboring passenger.

“Don’t worry people! I’m the co-pilot of this carnival. My name is also Jeremie and we will be landing this plane shortly. The dripping sound was actually just a leaky faucet in the bathroom. Please just sit down and Investors, Start Your Engines!“

I hope you enjoyed the carnival as much as I did. Thanks again for stopping by!

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